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Bahariterra's Two main islands

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 The two main islands in Bahariterra are the two biggest and two most dominant islands in the archipelago which make up over 70% of the island country's land mass. They are St Bermudez Island and Grand Kalligeezal Island. Grand Kalligeezal is the largest island in Bahariterra. St Bermudez Island is the second largest island in Bahariterra. This means Grand Kalligeezal Island and St Bermudez Island are the two main islands of Bahariterra. Bahariterra's Two largest Islands. 

Bahariterra's Early History

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 At some point which is debated by many different historians during the early Seventeen hundreds, Captain Banda was crossing the Atlantic Ocean on his way from Portugal to the Caribbean island of Cuba. Captain Banda accidentally discovered the islands of Bahariterra. At first, Captain Banda thought he landed in South America and he started looking for native people who could help him and his crew mates. Eventually, the sailors realized that they discovered a new island after sailing up and down the coast and setting massive amounts of forest on fire to scare away "demons" that they heard which were actually just birds. In Bahariterra, they burnt 400 Acres of the rainforest. So many trees were burned that it created a cloud of smoke which followed the jet stream all the way to Spain, Portugal, and France where people could see the smoke clouds thousands of feet in the sky. Captain Banda and his crew used their fleet of seven ships which they had built originally to patrol the ...

Jungle Straits Bridge is the tallest in Bahariterra

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 There are many tall bridges all around the world such as the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, California or the proposed Bridge linking Spain to Morocco Across The Straits of Gibraltar in the Mediterranean. Among these bridges that cross straits and bays is the legendary Jungle Straits Bridge in Bahariterra. It sits over 900 feet tall and connects two of the main islands in Bahariterra to some of the smaller ones. It is also linked to a system of undersea tunnels and ferry boats.   (Photo: John Axori's private Island in Bahariterra)

Bahariterra's McBanda starts McNature Controversy

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 The McNature controversy in Bahariterra started on October 20th, 2021 when McBanda, a ripoff of McDonald's, decided to create a sort of Happy Meal that sold endangered species of palm trees instead of toys. The species in question? Chamaedorea Bahariterra! The national tree of the island nation and also a highly endangered species which wasn't discovered until late 2020! They promised to only sell it to locals who could show an ID card to prove they were in Bahariterra. They stated that the goal was to help the species spread across the islands and gain popularity so people could breed them. Wide-scale production of this palm tree species could save it from going extinct according to McBanda. Many locals do not like the idea saying it could be smuggled it to foreign countries and sold on the black web or that it could be planted in the wrong place or it could fall into the wrong hands.

Bahariterra Sees Record Rainfall

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 Massive amounts of rainfall has recently fell from the sky on the islands of Bahariterra. In some areas, because rain water runs downhill, low-lying areas have been flooded deep enough to allow fish to swim down streets and sidewalks. A massive cold front is partially to blame as temperatures in Banda dipped from 87° Fahrenheit to just 74°F and lots of clouds blew in.

Leeward side of Bahariterra archipelago gets rain

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 Bahariterra is an island nation in the North Atlantic Ocean off the eastern coast of the United States of America near Bermuda and the Azores. Bahariterra is surrounded by warm ocean currents which bring tropical weather to the islands all year round except on the highest mountain peaks where the air is thin and colder and snow falls each year. The independent Island nation consists of the Bahariterran archipelago, a group of two main islands and thousands of smaller ones. The mountains are so tall that clouds cannot get over them because the water droplets in the cloud freeze and fall down as snow and cover the mountain peaks in snow. At lower elevations, it turns into rain a long time before it hits the ground and falls as warm rain. The wind in Bahariterra is almost always coming from a Westerly direction or from the South or Southeast. Because of this, the Northeast side of the islands is significantly dryer and instead of a tropical rainforest there are warm deserts. A man on...

Bahariterra's President, John Axori, Makes Peace Agreement with USA

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 John Axori, the Bahariterran President, has made several recent attempts to make peace agreements with the United States and recently has got support by the US Military. Starting on October 21st, 2021, everyone in Bahariterra who is visiting from the United States is required to not be carrying a gun and if they make any jokes about killing kids or shooting up schools, they will be arrested for life without parole in Bahariterra court under Bahariterran law. Unfortunately, President Joe Biden has not received any messages or made any deals so it is not official and it is highly unlikely to happen but this is a Light Of Hope breaking through the darkness.

2021 USA-Bahariterra Conflict

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 In late 2021, individual US citizens who were not assigned by the United States government or any military Affiliated agency took it upon themselves to launch multiple Terror attacks on schools, mosques, gathering places for Muslims, and crowded streets. Peaceful protesters from the islands both in the United States and at home in Bahariterra has been brutally beaten and sometimes violently killed by specific groups of racist American terrorists. In mid-october of 2021, the Bahariterra government admitted to torturing american-based terrorists and accidentally murdering a few which sparked outrage. On Tuesday, October 19th, 2021 a group of former members of the KKK attempted to shoot and kill teachers and students at Dolphin Cay La Su Preschool in Port St Bermudez, Bahariterra but were killed by a bomb which the Bahariterra military deployed.

Dolphin Cay La Su Preschool: failed school shooting

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 On Tuesday, October 19th 2021 at 7:03 p.m. Eastern Daylight Time a man from the United States who is a former member of the Ku Klux Klan got together with 16 of his buddies and a few of his friends and decided that while they were on vacation in Bahariterra, they were going to shoot up a preschool because they believe that Christians are better than Muslims and that all Muslims should die. They made a bunch of frightening posts online and showed up armed and ready and kicked in the doors but the Bahariterra military already knew about their plans and killed them all on the spot with an IED before they got close to any teachers or preschoolers who were already on lockdown. Two kids got extremely startled and had a panic attack and many more are traumatized but nobody was physically hurt or scarred, luckily. Except the US based terrorists. They got blasted and we're turned into spaghetti like it is pasta.